Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, I came home to my wife who was drunk and sobbing. I’d left her alone with my kids from my first marriage along with ours and I guess they acted up so bad they made her break her sobriety. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
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PierceTheEman 4
At least he was faithful.
guitarbeast 22
At least he was faithful, but I'm guessing he's gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while
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Comments (150)
klatt 8
2am bet he went to her house anyways & played it off. Had his cake & ate it to ! Some women these days are so stupid to believe men's lie's ! Honey no husband of mine would be walkin in at 2am drunk from work. His ass would be a divorced ass!
unixdude 9
FYL for being married to the kind of man that stays out till 2am and comes home drunk. YDI for marrying the kind of man that stays out till 2am and comes home drunk.
yusaku02 20
That sounds really cute, he really must love you if you went to cry on your shoulder
droptableusers 7
Poor guy should have stayed single
bigbadwolf078 4
What an ass
elizacandle 29
At least you know he's faithful
CoriCat 25
At least you know now that he won't cheat on you even when he's drunk!
Lonelychick1249 16
You're bitching about a faithful husband? What an ungrateful person.
Hgbest11 6
At least he's loyal?