Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
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perdix 31
You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.
ninjasaurous 0
Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.
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Comments (34)
blasfmer 0
least he wasnt suggesting it without you there then your boyfriend could act on it without you knowing, so in a way he is respecting your feelings.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm willing to bet that he has done that without the OP there. OPs bf should tell the dad to knock it off.
crew279 0
it was still blatantly rude. sorry op
UrTheWorstCharac 0
"That would be better for him than me" Worst grammar/use of quotation. Ever.
joshijosh 0
I sure he didn't point at a koala! ha
teffysayshi 8
As long as you can understand it what's the problem?? Goodness o.0
mandark 9
than*
satomi_ishida 0
No, 1 used the correct one. :P "Then he could act on it." FYL OP. Stand up for yourself and tell him in a mature manner how well the relationship is going and that you're both in love. It's not like you and his dad are dating. (Ew) Then poop in his shoes. JK!
hellokat1 0
2 was correcting OP.
Bee_fml 2
Fixed, thanks! :-)
sexybeastsexybea 0
thats wat op said tard! havnt u noticed evrybdy hates grammEr Nasis?! haha jk
mandark 9
:3
dumbestdrummer 0
but 1 said the same thing as OP
theLuscious 2
fat
Stepherrss 0
If your boyfriend can't stand up and tell him to stop and that he will date whoever the **** he wants ... something's wrong. Move on while you still have the chance.
perdix 31
You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.
mandark 9
Oooor, get him talking more. Just this time, in her favor.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Well he can suck lemons, if your Boyfriend is with you, hes with you for you! so don't listen to that bastard. I hope your boyfriend didn't agree so if he didn't you two can still be happy just no mentioning of his father! ha! :D GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR RELATION remember its you and your boyfriend, not you,your boyfriend and his father!
MysticDude 1
I don't think that that kind of information was given. I think he was just basing it on looks. Funny comment anyway.
FFML_314 12
He's a peeper. Not like you, but the more subtle kind of peeper.
ninjasaurous 0
Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.
InnocentLies 0
Bleh me too. :((
stephaniegeezy 0
I really hate grammar Nazis, but I Need to do it... CORRECT FML: Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out, at every opportunity, girls "that would be better for him than me". FML
easwhitey 0
Dump him now...lol just kidding. Your boyfriends dad is an asshole though