Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
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Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
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Comments (210)
Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
nabzilla 0
LOL agreed!
shadow33456 1
get ****** up
Hanban 0
So tell him that that girl's your inspiration! That'll save you from two embarrassments: your inability to play the piano, and your crush on him. :D
fireobsessed 0
who axually plays the piano????
tweetbaby14 18
I play the piano. and what's wrong with playing the piano... nothing and OP really this is a really lame fml you couldve avoided this by not lying
greeneyedgoalie7 0
yeahhhh that for sure a fail
_swimcutie_ 0
Oooooooooh..good idea HanBan..I think that OP is too dumb to think of something like that, hense her telling her "crush" that she plays the piano. WOW
iSwag 0
@45 playing the piano takes a lot of skill and then to actually be good at it, takes even more skill. it's actually pretty difficult. having said that, I find females that have that skill to be quite attractive :-)
wordgirl 0
"Who AXUALLY plays the piano?" People who can spell the word "a-c-t-u-a-l-l-y."
TrekkieGirl 0
@ # 45, who doesn't play the piano? OP, you're silly and your idea was a stupid one. If you really want a relationship with the guy, starting off with a lie probably isn't the smartest thing.
LOLomgWTF 0
Andrew mcmahon plays the piano
blairyboo 0
good idea
boots9491 0
who evenplays the piano anyways
fmylife1133249 1
72 = win. silly 45 and 98, no need to be jealous.
damnrosi 0
really? because I play the piano, and I think its hilarious. I especially love it when people who just play the notes, and haven't studied with a professional school, and have no talent, claim that they "play", its really funny watching them try and fail:) It's even funnier then when people lie like the OP (not saying that anyone here is one of the talentless masses, just thought someone here would understand and also finds it amusing when that happens)
xxreikoxx 31
By the way, I've never had any lessons - yet I can play halfway as decent as some of the famous pianists. You're apparently ignorant of those who are prodigies and can simply pick up an instrument, start playing.
Heartbreakher 0
agree with 1. Op you could have altleast tryed learning to play it after all you told him you play the piano you never said you played the piano good.
manga_fml 15
Andrew is my hero
reyemrein 0
And this makes the OPs life ****** because...?
jennacide 0
To a girl her life can feel pretty ****** when she was trying to impress a guy she likes and it turns out bad. At the second she realises he knows she is lieing, in her head he is laughing at her in a negative way, even if he isn't actually in real life. Her life is ****** just for awhile considering his chances of liking her goes down lol. OP- Sorry your plan didn't work out, but that isn't the way to impress him, try being yourself. Its not worth finding out later you hate the real person and only liked the lies.
aznbitch 0
@45 i play piano. every single person in my family
aznbitch 0
nive to know half my comment showed up
MF12 0
agreed:) but you could say it was a video of yourself on YouTube...
Reyo 2
ITT: Idiots professing their love for a percussion instrument they may not even know how to play.
hawkster90 0
OP, you deserve it for being a poser. First learn how to play, THEN go bragging about it. I look forward to a future FML from you where you talk about how he asked you to play and you didn't know squat. Ha.
bballpg021xx 5
OP you could have said it was an old video of you that was on your computer? but you still deserve it
1zinzanzin 0
lol
1zinzanzin 0
lol u can't be for real u play the piano
IDKWhatHappened 0
axually? seriously?
nolasaints 0
wow ydi for lying and most guys don't really care about piano
HeyThereGorgeous 0
Amy lee plays piano.
wowyoufailed 0
why lie to them if u like them they might ask for a live preformance, then ur screwed....ydi for being a poseur
FoxhoundEP3 0
marry me !-
ajrhockey5 0
yes
PPG_fml 0
This story is just further proof that the main difference between MLIA and FML is a sense of humour.
o3o3o3 0
totally agree, that's what you get for lying to impress someone. be yourself, eventually someone equally lame will come along for you!
Blur009er 0
I do XD
boojie97 12
mee!!!
MehrunesDagon456 20
Axually? *Actually. And I do. Millions of people do.
Endorpheus 0
i believe I have seen this exact FML before.
KickapooRockstar 0
yea but some of us haven't been watching everyday for new fml's, so we don't even notice this.
apfunction 0
ydi for having a crush on someone you haven't met in person. and everyone, read carefully, she makes it obvious they haven't met in person. otherwise he wouldve known the video wasn't of her, even if the pointer wasn't there. and it wouldn't make sense to send a video if they actually knew each other. he would just ask her to show him, and then she would have been caught lying.
daniisme 0
I've been playing the piano for 3 years, and getting good :P OP: you could say that was you and it was already recorded so you just the already recorded version of you if that makes sense
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
pepper3434 0
Your a sorry piece of crap. Learning how to play would be your best bet. Sometimes I wish there was a "Why in the right mind would you be so idiotic?" button.
reyemrein 0
No, for this one there needs to be a "Not an FML" button.
pepper3434 0
True #137
Erniesduck123 0
Exactly what I was thinking. At some point he will come over to her house and be surprised by the lack of piano if she is so talented, or if they have one, ask her to play. Then he'll probably just be upset she lied to him for no reason in the first place. At least you can feign interest or knowledge in a subject he likes, like renaissance art or something, but why would you fake a talent you do not possess?
pakchuie 2
I call BS, this one has been posted before
jessiegirrl 0
who the **** cares?
biancagolden 0
Just play it off as a joke...
staciieee_x3 0
whether this is true or not... -_- that's just pathetic, no joke. seriously, how old are you?5? lol you don't need to lie to get a guy to like you ffs. if they don't like you for who you are, they can go jump. karma for lying. ydi.
Epitome1337 0
that's exactly what everyone inamerica needs to learn
MrWombastic 0
Why would you be such a dooche? Agee #3 btw... Why do people lie about stupid stuff like this.. >.<
drewbell 0
haha...dooche
elvgar 0
im pretty sure its douche
XDNurse 0
does it matter how he spelt it? I hope you feel much better now
albinomustang 0
I thought he spelled it that way for humor.
T9FTW 20
"Agee"? WHO DAT?!
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
babybubz 0
Bravo OP.. Bravo *clap... clap... clap*
XR6Falcon 0
why would you lie about that? That's just silly.