Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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MannyWasHere 12
Damn, sounds like your husband was hitting that this time
real life problems 26
Alcohol wasnt the only thing in her mouth that she swallowed that night.
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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
It could be a totally platonic relationship between them. If she’s been hitting on him for awhile now and he’s just now responding you may want to ask them what’s up. Still, you don’t hit on someone that’s already married. Whatever is going on, you need to put a stop to it. Make sure they are never alone together.
real life problems 26
You're missing the biggest problem here. He lied about it and she only found out later
real life problems 26
Alcohol wasnt the only thing in her mouth that she swallowed that night.
MannyWasHere 12
Damn, sounds like your husband was hitting that this time
RichardPencil 32
Looks like she’s hitting a home run, while you’re getting no-hit. Time to bring in the long relief.
Charlie Given 28
Sorry for ya OP time for a couples therapy or a lawyer.
interesting33 37
The fact that he lied is a red flag
dwight7476 11
Instant divorce
pjsr 33
This is wonderful testimony to the fact that no one should ever give up on her dreams. If you just keep working and trying, you will succeed!
shaunaminchue 8
Offer to do the same with his best friend, her ex fiance, to get back at them
laura carranza 5
you should have told him it would have been more appropriate to be out drinking and not in a house...I would have left him. knlwing fully well shes hitting on him ans he's not telling he to duck off with that disrespect to his marriage