Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
.... why say yes?
Amiie011 5
Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)
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Comments (96)
xyadove 8
.... why say yes?
abentoremember 4
pretty sure he/she means why say yes to a drunk proposal?
Amiie011 5
Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)
daeval14 0
That's what I was thinking.
txgirl2013 14
YDI for believing a drunk man
DjeePee 25
No, YDI for wanting to be proposed to by a drunk man. Seriously? I always thought that important decisions, like marriage, should be made whilst both being sober. Silly me.
me_the_maniak 14
well but when you are drunk, everything serious seems important and funny, so you do it ..
cradle6 13
In vino veritas. "In wine there is truth"
riax 9
She deserves it for even listening to a drunk man..
hiddenliesx3 0
ha, wow. -.-
Kiyoha 0
Women?↲FYL, though I don't understand why you said yes in the first place.
F14Shado 0
she didn't. she was ABOUT to.
Saturn_fml 23
Sounds like he has some explaining to do..
waswashere 0
awhh how romantic <3 <3
bibbypower 0
I'd slap him and walk away. being drunk isn't an excuse.
LissaMccracken 23
She should wait till he's sober to do it though!
junkboy 4
TYPO
denlillakotten 4
How... charming? hahahaha
funnynesh 10
I was going to give your comment a "thumbs up" until the "ha ha ha ha ha ha "