Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
K_kanaka 26
Dumbass
Raylosophy 10
Wrong but funny.
mydocs 2
Arguing while driving is usually not a great idea and it is very hard to argue alone - so OP is not entirely blameless here.
SlackerEmeritus 13
OP, if hubby was driving, I don't follow how you are financially responsible for the ticket. And I'll echo prior sentiments: you need to make it clear to him that you won't support him like this any more. He needs to grow up.
caviar_fml 2
you choose who you marry! ydi
Shandra78 9
Should have made the freeloader walk home. Stop wasting your life and money on this loser and get a divorce.
groupleader 7
First of all, what kind of ticket did he get for doing 75 in the cops mom? If it was for speeding, I would contest that because unless the cop was there (and he obviously wasn't or he would have already gotten a ticket then) he doesn't have a case. Second of all, if your hubby is so "quick" he has other issues. 75 in cops mom probably didn't satisfy her. He sounds like a 2 stroke joke.
perdix 31
Yes, and since he's broke, he shouldn't be mouthing off to the cops. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
thejahfox 0
Leave him
SweetPerfectionn 3
Was that really necessary? Probably bummed out that cop's day with that rude reply for just doing his job.