Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
mfayem 15
**** That! make his sorry ass pay for it! while you're at it, kick his freeloading ass to the curb!!!
whyseeatall 4
You deserve it for staying with this guy.
kissmyace25 6
whats wrong with him i think he's freaking funny! if my husband did that i'd lmao till i cried
martinv19 6
Hahaha I'm with you on that one!!
Fricktion 3
Love how "someone" freeloads and gets yelled at and when "someone" speeds it's all "we."
martinv19 6
Hahaha dude I think I'm the only one that thinks that's the funniest shit ever he's down for saying that straight not given a **** like a boss!!
kissmyace25 6
i think its funny shit... :P
ToxicGhost254 0
Why did you marry him exactly?
kissmyace25 6
he's freaking funny DUH
annagilbert 6
atleast he is someone who likes to have fun with cops. i would have laughed.
jester1973 1
What I don't get is why be with a free loader, when there are so many single guys that aren't.
MasterGamer591 13
What happened to 69
zombiibabii 4
This shouldn't be an FML. It should be the perfect time for you to inform your lazy scumbag of a husband that you aren't paying his ticket and that he'll just have to fend for himself. Make your point obvious; don't do a damn thing for him.