Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
K3LC 1
thats your fault for letting him freeload off of you OP. cant really say **** your life if your the one ******* it. grow the **** up and dump his ass.
Twisted_Angel 17
Let his stupid ass go to jail for unpaid tickets. Sounds like you could use a break.
ThisBeAUsername 6
Meaning he was doing 75mph inside of her... If you know what I mean
drunkonduty247 1
******* awesome.
RedCrow 0
Why do YOU have to pay for it?
SwtCherryPie 26
Well if you read the comment fully you would have seen she said he's a freeloader, which probably means no job and she has to pay for everything.
mscat 0
You have to pay for? No wonder he got ticket!
myndmelt 4
Hah leg gend dary!
miked80 2
Al least he wasn't do 69 in his mom last night
Mademoiselle_fml 34
You should make him work off both tickets. Or make him sleep in a tent outside. Or both
lazlow_fml 2
If you're married, you shouldn't get too hung up on what's yours and what's his. As I see it, what's yours it his and vice versa. If I worked and my partner didn't, I wouldn't keep a running total and hold it against them.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Yeah, but what if your partner did nothing all day but sit around eating bon-bons and watching TV? You pay for everything, working hard to do so. Sorry, but I'd consider that free-loading, even if your married. Getting married doesn't magically make a moocher not a moocher.