Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
Midnightpearls 13
Favorited solely for the word "fuzzball."
blacky_2222 3
Totally deserved a ticket for using the word fuzzball
snafu63 0
I had no idea people could freeload off their spouse, I thought once you got married you shared everything.
momogal 22
Some spouses take the "What's your's is mine" thing too far. My ex didn't consider the money I earned to be mine. It was his. But when we got divorced, he wanted all the debt he incured before we met to be mine.
avres13 14
Or you could just not pay it and have him deal with it himself.
jerryjira 0
This exact fml is a page on Facebook
Ashybebe 2
He's your husband and you consider it freeloading? Sounds like you need marital counseling. Or maybe he should get a job and get his own money?
nonaodwal 0
If your his wife i dont see how he could be a freeloader unless ur marriage is purley based on accests and money and in that case u should just get a divorce
Nano0601 0
Hahhaha Now that is funny...
YesyDidWhat 0
Are you dumb? Make him pay for it!
Peatothesea 0
YDI for marrying an idiot.