Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
pinkpixie06 11
I wonder if your husband did that just to cause you more grief. Or was he unable to bite his tongue?
PawnShopPenguin 4
Is your husband by any chance a 9 year old?
dacuar 0
Love it. Good for him!
sstewart0072 11
here's a good solution DIVORCE!
kissmyace25 6
why divorce?!!! i swear people need to grow up divorce is the last choice so he made a bad choice who hasn't marriage is suppose to be till death not till issued a ticket...
mrnuleef 7
He might make her pay for everything they do.
laden_swallow09 35
Read #50's comment... Perhaps that should shed some light on the matter.
Googolman 29
Yes, but OP's husband would make her pay for it.
afropuffjake 9
If he ever gives you shit just ask him who pays for his bitch-ass's ticket and hold your ear out, see if he says anything... Or just rub it in whenever he tries to act boss XD
fakech0w 4
Bahahahaha WIN
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Lol... Fuzzball :3 lol
ajeppsen 25
If you have a husband he should have a job BEFORE you get married. Unless he is one of those guys who only spends money on himself. FYL though
chokefrantic 9
Your husband is a giant douche. Nuff said.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Hey another Aussie, sir_drink_alot says Miau :)
bambalam 0
So there's no freedom of speech? Since when does calling a cop a name warrant a ticket?
kissmyace25 6
he had free speech... he broke a law by going over the speed limit. which he could have maybe talked himself out of.... instead he talked himself into getting a ticket lol
SlackerEmeritus 13
Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from any consequences of aforementioned speech.