Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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Top comments
Boddmon 0
Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
uhohuscrewedup 0
why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi
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Comments (67)
Boddmon 0
Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
v1kt4r 13
this has nothing to do with #1s post but someone at least in the 1st 5 should have said it OP i believe u mean lay there...
holaworld 0
haha wow! Rhys soo stupiddd
The_Norwegian 2
Because it's just a made up story..
messychick 0
what she do when she say you there
jakeidk 0
did she scream? or mount you??
mauk 0
probably had a threesome
danthehuman 29
But his girlfriend wasn't there?
dirtbikeguy 14
most likely mounted him. probably saw the chest pubes going down to the ball fro and grabbed him by the weiner
anela_fml 0
always check first sheesh lol
uhohuscrewedup 0
why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi
Dr_Jalepenos 0
On purpose?
anela_fml 0
but I like that you tried
joobie 1
YDI for listening to kenny g
iBelieve08 0
dude, you sound gay! i thought that was what the girl was supposed to do =/
shadaboo2014 0
lol thts wat happened on the movie valentines day...good movie
jpsullivan 36
"he did all that to screw a girl yes of course he must be a homosexual"
MinaXmassacre 0
"Kenny G music playing softly..." So you're cheesy and have bad music taste.
emmmilyyy 0
Kenny g??? gaahh.. haven't u seen wayne's world 2.. Kenny g is terrible.. u have bad taste in music
ScaryyMary 14
Well... is her mom at least a MILF? Did this lead to a make-out (or more) that your girlfriend walked in on?