Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
woobee 0
I'm so sorry for you, but your husband is is freaking hilarious.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Oh wow. If i were you, i wouldn't pay for the fine. I would leave it, until the situation escelated and then he would be forced to make arrangements to pay simply on the principal that the fine could have been avoided but he decided to be childish and loud-mouthed to a policeman. Its about time he grew up and stop expecting everything from you. Marriages are meant to be 50/50.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
You are so right. My husband goes to work, i take care of the children and make sure the bills are paid and the house is clean. If i went to work, i would expect my husband to do the housework and look after the children. One person isn't expected to do everything, while carrying their spouse. That is freeloading.
samanthajonesdru 1
aren't they all free loaders? Women secretly run the world.
natsaysheyyy 16
If you're husband is a loser, why are you still with him? Actually, why did you even get married to him in the first place? Your life sucks, but you also did this to yourself.
donut_gurl 8
don't pay it! make him pay for it.
sxdryv 14
Personally I think your husband is my hero....only cause I hate cops.
yourwifelovesme 25
He deserves a ticket. You're lucky he wasn't arrested!
BMC1999 0
Damn bad choice, u should try to see if he can scrape up the money to pay
radiocaf 29
I'd refuse to pay it. The ticket is in his name after all. Maybe if you can't stop him freeloading, the law might.