annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
savanna(:
United States
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Dinger1992
United States
Dad jokes
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
newdriver
United States
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
buttfingers
Houston, United States
Vibe check
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
FML
United States
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
You're not privileged, you whiny bugger. You speed, you get a ticket. You park illegally, you get a ticket.
alwaysalady 0
I had a cop pull me over 6 times for various offenses, including having stolen my own POS car, all due to the fact I wouldn't date his pimply son.
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Comments (54)
Stephany_fml 0
for what?
sanitizzer 0
Dear OP I'll slap a hoe -sanitizzer
jrkarikas 0
god u r such a spoiled whiny bitch! u broke the law u should have gotten a ticket!
My2864 1
you should ask you dad for money to pay or a ticket youve received xD but yeh you broke the law so dad or not its no excuse
usmcwifey9129 0
YDI for breaking the law OP. Just cause daddy's a cop doesn't mean you get special treatment.
MicMic_fml 7
Should've bribed him with some donuts..
Lou_Briccant 0
What publicity? He's a kid on the internet, not Brad Pitt.
owneditup 0
if a cop gives secial treatment it can get some large publicity, this would be considered a scandal and dad wud prolly get fired
greenman_fml 0
I don't know about in the UK, but here in the US if you even have a relative on the force, you'll get off with just a slap on the hand, let alone your own father pulling you over. Sucks for you brosef
NotDave 0
New York is not part of the UK and it hasn't been for over two hundred years. Where have you been?
arms_akimbo 0
You're not privileged, you whiny bugger. You speed, you get a ticket. You park illegally, you get a ticket.
TBR 0
Lol, I'd go to court to fight it. The morning of the hearing I would go use my dads own hand cuffs to attach him to his bed and take the keys with me
Raidriar 14
Enjoy prison.
alwaysalady 0
I had a cop pull me over 6 times for various offenses, including having stolen my own POS car, all due to the fact I wouldn't date his pimply son.
captcool024 0
your dad is a dick.
Bloodyskull 13
He is doing his job just because OP is his son doesn't mean he gets privileged, he still did something to get that ticket.
FeelMuchBetter 0
The state trooper that I know well would give his daughter a ticket. Just like he's had to give good friends DUI's. It's not up to him to decide to selectively enforce the law. How fair is it to get a ticket just because you don't happen to know him. So, he doesn't favor in the reverse. On the other hand, I am certain his mom would NOT get a ticket! LOL
Oops_myb 0
Take it to court, I work for the police, you can claim that he it was biased based on the fact that he is your father. What was the offense?
permission2laugh 0
your dad = epic prick: thats where the term pig comes from he must be a highway patrol #11 your life is fcked