Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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nO__namE 0
I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?
Socrates_fml 0
you puke on it, you buy it?
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Comments (109)
icedrake523 2
If you have horrible morning sickness, you shouldn't be out looking at an open house. Also, ever hear of a bathroom? Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can be an idiot.
sulitak 27
really? here... come to my house and then need to bolt for the bathroom. ooooh. that's right, you'd have no ******* clue where it is! Also... who the **** buys a house without seeing it first?
sunny_fml 0
well if you don't get this house, at least you get a baby? however, i'm pretty sure you're gonna get the house considering you puked in it in front of all the other potential buyers. IT'S YOURS. you marked it!
sportastef 0
I'm sorry! That must have been embarassing, but totally understandable. You can't control those types of things. Congratz on the kid though!
ZuraLasgeon 0
All these people that keep saying that morning sickness happens only in the morning are morons. I'm 25 weeks pregnant, and in my first trimester... I was sick ALL DAY LONG. And smells like food cooking, or the garbage, or strong scents like air fresheners and perfume made me puke. Do your research before you comment on something. And, just a quote that I've read in my preggo research "Whoever decided to call it morning sickness must've been a man..."... because it should be all day sickness. Congrats, by the way!
were_giraffe 2
No you didn't deserve it. Hey you're pregnant. Scents like that normally affect women who are pregnant. They also affect people who are naturally sensitive anyway. Personally I think the best scent to attract a buyer is simply "Smells like it's been cleaned" (but a light version not a heavy gross version)
Rachelgrl1989 0
That is embarassing, but congrats on the baby
Floatout2sea 0
That sucks, I hope the other people at the open house were understanding.
scottie06 0
That sucks but did you have to clean it up or pay for anything? Feel like this is missing some FML necessities. And I'm still debating YDI or not since I can't exactly blame it on whoever was selling the house for simply laying out some nice scents, and technically you put yourself in the position.
wowfmlife 0
Way to go for the whole dog approach: you 'mark' it, its your territory
ILoveJace01 0
I love how #31 is trying to tell this person when they're supposed to throw up...what the heck. Anyway, that's horrible! But I hope you feel better. And congrats on your baby!!!!!!