Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, a massive septic tank that takes waste from 11 factories exploded. The wind is blowing directly towards us. Even with closed windows, no amount of perfume helps. There's no escape. People have puked. We've still got 4 hours of production and management doesn't care about the workers outside. FML
Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
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perdix 31
Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.
DoomJeff91 2
That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.
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bosshaug 0
First
DemonicFatty 2
first to reply to dirst
potterwatch 0
so sorry op. everything sucks so much more when you're preggers :(
InsidiousChild 0
well go 4 miles away :D
perdix 31
Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.
metakingt 0
This man is pretty epic.
Reyo 2
This. "Aww man...they're working with feces next door, what should I do...I KNOW! I'LL COMPLAIN TO THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
kar89 0
What if she's on bed rest???
hurricanerebekah 0
I bet you have no idea what its like being pregnant. The strain on their backs (for some women) are so bad they can hardly move. Oh, right, sorry, let me guess. You know exactly what its like to be pregnant cause you're a troll and trolls know everything?
GrungeFan94 0
#63 Shut the **** up. You're feeding the troll moron.
MistressSly 0
belligerance is not a virtue.please god tell me thats a sense of humour
6991 0
Pregnant women annoy me so much sometimes. Like it's not unpleasant for everybody around, just you because you're pregnant? Blech.
peachee_26 0
exactly. Pregnant Women Are Smug!
emilyta_fml 0
She's three months pregnant. Bet you can barely tell she's even knocked up. She's fine. She isn't hurting at all yet. I have two kids. All born and conceived within wedlock.
mycleverusername 0
YDI for getting knocked up and living next to people who poop.
rairai897 0
ok wtf thats just retarded u have no right to say that, the only right thing to possible say for this is FYL not YDI, my god y r ppl here such assholes, FYL
Ligerie 0
hmmmm...I think that was a joke.
nazooer 11
Ya, and that person has no right to call somebody "retarded" if their grammar sucks ass.
Ohnothingreally 0
Your mom got knocked up and lives next to people who poop. Oh.
stephiesue 0
Perfect use of a "your mom" line.
lauracreedon93 0
**** you, you absolute asshole.
plexica 0
Close your window
DoomJeff91 2
That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.
KingAfter 0
being pregnant must suck!
electroboy_fml 0
Remember, if you argue with trolls, they win.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Mmm, isn't it great to wake up to the fresh smell of poop in the morning? *gag* *vomit*
perdix 31
It's a septic system. The poop isn't fresh. It has been rotting for weeks, even months. Are you going to be eating that? No? Thanks, don't mind if I do.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Even better! Rotting waste...yum.
jonnymohio 2
Oh woe is you. I guess you are the only one in a 3-mile radius who can smell it, huh?
starry_eyed 0
Might be the only morning sick pregnant person in the 3 mile radius o_O
letitbe56 0
Even if she's not the only pregnant person, it still sucks that she's going to be vomiting all day. Tough times.
christen09 8
u deserve it b/c ur reproducing