Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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nO__namE 0
I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?
Socrates_fml 0
you puke on it, you buy it?
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Comments (109)
simplewhimsy 0
Awwh, I hope your pregnancy goes well and you have a healthy baby! Embarrassing, but you'll laugh about it after the baby is born. :)
loverainydays 0
Oh no, you poor thing! I hope you got to feeling better!
AliciaS_fml 0
just be glad you are pregnant and you can afford a new house you ungrateful mother-to-be
wtf111 0
I can't believe anyone's saying she shouldn't have to repay for the carpet or even clean it up. Common decency says that if you go into someone's house, regardless of the reason, and you mess it up in any way regardless of the reason, you clean it up. The owner didn't drag her kicking and screaming into the living room and shove potpourri under her nose until she puked, she came in under her own will.
TryToBeKind 0
Oh no! You definitely did not deserve that, no one did. It was just bad luck or something. My son tried to climb on the counter of a house I was looking at b/c he liked the fake stained glass on the kitchen cabinets. (The house was awesome old-school 70s stuff - lots of yellows and olive greens with one of those lamps with the decorative glass stuff hanging from the ceiling, orange shag rug etc.)
horse_girl 0
You deserve it! You should definately have been able to make it to the bathroom.. I hate when people dont! Honestly, even when i was pregnant, I NEVER puked anywhere except in containers and the toilet.. Puking in someones house is just rude and since you did i hope you cleaned it all up
ShatteredRubiks 16
Definitely doesn't have an 'a'.
sulitak 27
yeah, the two times I've puked during this pregnancy so far had NOOOOO warning. It was me thinking "oh I need to puke" and I was already puking... Some people just get hit with it. Every pregnancy is different
melissa_10 7
okay some of you are saying that its her fault because she put herself in that situation.... how the **** did she put hereself in that situation..they are looking for a house so the normal thing to do is to go look at a house before you buy it... is she not suppose to go out for the next 6 months?? anyways... im sorry im pretty sure that was embarrassing.. but good luck with your pregnancy!! =D
gegelal 1
Usually, people that feel sick plan their timetable. If you have terrible sickness you should stay at home.
Dilwann 27
I'm guessing they were looking for a new house because the one they had was too small to live in with a baby/child. It's not like she could wait much longer.
Ian20 6
That's alright OP, in 6 months youll have a baby :)
mychel001 0
Nastyyyyyyy