Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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nO__namE 0
I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?
Socrates_fml 0
you puke on it, you buy it?
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Comments (109)
amatthew_03 0
Aw, that sucks! Hope they weren't too upset after you explained. Congrats!
Jakester 0
hey look at it this way: nobody would probably want to get the house now, theres your chance to get it. In my opinion its more like 'upgrade!' rather than fml
pancakelover 0
It's so much fun being a woman isn't it?
Meowff 0
In no way she deserves this. And number 11, **** you. She's not a **** for HAVING CHILDREN WITH HER HUSBAND.
ilovemycats 0
Every good real estate agent knows that you don't overwhelm buyers with scents in the forms of candles or anything.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Ouch. Lmao
vt_mruhlin 0
#26, She already knew she was pregnant, right? And pregnant women tend to be prone to sickness? Maybe the Girl Scouts should adopt the motto "be prepared" as well. I'm not one of the YDI folks, just trying to interpret their argument.
alwaysalady 0
When I was three months pregnant I was puking every hour or so. My boss blocked my path and yelled at me for leaving my post so often. I puked on him. Never again was I questioned.
duales 0
Well maybe someones house warming present can be a tub of Oxi clean and febreeze?
your_face 15
I agree and YDI -it sucks, but if your morning sickness is so bad, don't go in the morning.