Today, I learned that my fiancée copied my house key early into our relationship. The reason being is that in case I were to catch her cheating, which I did, she could come in and trash my place when I called off the wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my fiancée's druggie sister turned up, but I shut the door in her face because the last time she was here £200 went missing and my floor safe had fresh scratches from someone trying and failing to pick the lock. The argument with my fiancée afterwards was so bad, she’s no longer my fiancée. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Well, I believe that constitutes burglary, breaking and entering and vandalism. All in all, the police should have a very nice chat with her, and she can celebrate her newfound singleness with jail time.
Plop 17
Red flag? The FML isn't written very clearly, but she: - copied the key without OP's consent, - got caught cheating by OP, - Trashed OP's place when he rightly called off the wedding. That's not a red flag, that's grounds for breaking up immediately (which OP did, thankfully), and pressing charges (which OP will, hopefully).
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing you didn't call off the wedding. I'm sure you'll make a great couple.
Bogrbon 27
Well, I believe that constitutes burglary, breaking and entering and vandalism. All in all, the police should have a very nice chat with her, and she can celebrate her newfound singleness with jail time.
george1986 7
Definitely a red flag. Keep your finances separate dont be a dummy and get joint accounts. That's a suspicious thing to do I would be checking my credit report making sure there's no surprise debt.
Plop 17
Red flag? The FML isn't written very clearly, but she: - copied the key without OP's consent, - got caught cheating by OP, - Trashed OP's place when he rightly called off the wedding. That's not a red flag, that's grounds for breaking up immediately (which OP did, thankfully), and pressing charges (which OP will, hopefully).