Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
JinxQuinn 1
I think your husband lied. A girl can't really fake virginity...
Cinn_fml 23
...Are you sure about that? I mean, if you'd said that the OP would know her own history, then you'd have a point.
monkiki62 5
Sounds like someone lied about their virginity. Highly doubt your both natural carriers.
greenorange75 8
In my personal opinion, I believe that those who have an incurable STD should just give up and die. If they have sex, they could pass it on. If they want a child, their child will have the STD. It's basically a lose-lose- situation. Being a virgin and having herpes is even worse, so I'm suggesting they throw in the towel. Don't hate on my personal opinion. After all, it's MY opinion, not yours.
dbnumberiv 2
One of you lied about being a virgin or one of you is cheating.
jackie195 5
Wow
sparkyman24 0
Somebody's cheating
desertpunk75 11
Chicken pass
Smellykat 2
You can get herpes from drinking out of the same cup as someone with a cold sore...stop being dramatic ahahha
Cathrin 26
It might be possible to spread the virus from mother to child, so if one of them had a mother with it, virginity won't protect them
righteous24 6
You can get herpes when your mom is giving birth to you...