Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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senpa_kush 11
Can you get herpes from kissing?
midnightmango 13
He cheated
alex_gen 39
Everybody hopping on the cheating train, yet the other possibility is one was born with it.
DaRito 25
About 70% of people have oral herpes, so maybe it spread to your genitals after oral sex? That or someone was cheating.
CamBam97 7
You know Herpes is actually hereditary so if one of either of your parents have it, it's a possibility
laurellkawes 31
Actually, if either of you had cold sores and gave special kisses, that can cause you to have genital herpes since cold sores are herpes. It could especially happen if you guys don't use condoms, so it would pass from one person to the other
justinmcfizzle 4
Or he cheated while he was with u and contracted it and gave it to u like the asshole he could be. That swine. How dare he. Or ure the liar who cheated on him and then gave him herpes. U swine. How dare u.
Unlucky1232 20
one of u weren't showing symptoms? STDs are hereditary
cheyluvsturtles 30
it could have been from parents. My friend has it that is how she got hers. maybe ask your parents if they could get tested. or maybe just not tell you
Unlucky1232 20
possibilities: 1. he lied.... i hate to quote house but "everybody lies" 2. It's heredity so maybe your/his family passed it down 3. I don't suppose anyone's body fluids got into you/him? like blood and such.