Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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deltoramastr 12
Well actually the herpes virus is hereditary and 99% of the world has it somewhere in there genes
myalleyway 9
just 'cause he was a virgin when he met you, doesn't mean he stayed faithful. He could have cheated on you, gotten herpes, and given them to you.
supahcoolperson 0
Everybody is getting mad because they're assuming the man was the one that cheated, but you can only assume it was him because the woman wrote this, it wouldn't really be an FML if she was the one that cheated and knew it now would it?
wpolo02 7
U can get it from sharing drinks with some 1 who has it
nachosbabygurl 9
maybe a bad bj b4 he meet u
kaengelangeleyes 9
Your husband has been cheating?
bagsoffairydust 10
They didnt necessarily cheat, I don't think. My friend has herpes from her preschool teacher yelling at her and getting her mouth spittle in her mouth. It sucks, really. Were one of you ever sexually abused? That might answer the question.
KevinFlynn 13
one of you is a lier
mkcherry 14
Do you know nothing about biology? if were a virgin when you met him and have had no sexual contact with anyone else, then you're husband lied to you, he had sex with someone else either before you and didnt admit it, or afterwords which means he cheated. This is only true if its genital herpes, if its not genital herpes, you could have come into contact with it in variety of ways, most likely explanation is however that he cheated on you and gave it to you.
DusktheKat 12
Maybe you had facial herpes (cold sores) and you didn't know it (you probably got it from kissing someone) and you gave him a bj, infecting him with genital herpes, and when you had sex with him, he gave it to you.