Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fx13mz 7
They see me rollin'...
Tristyxxx 24
was she okay?
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Tristyxxx 24
was she okay?
VeroAnne 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Because you are a douche.
robbilee 14
Next time push the chair a bit more gentle. Don't race her down the street
ilovecookies83 0
Who cares what your friends think. At least you know you had good intentions! :)
Jvr91 8
See what happens when you try to help
Jacobt24 19
You know, I respect you OP for trying to help her, but you should've asked her 1st if she needed, or even wanted, your help. And I'm also hoping it wasn't an old lady (just because she probably would've broken something easier).
enonymous 9
16 wtf you talking about i just added some NOS tanks and a roll cage to my grannies wheelchair. She can go from 0 to "when's wheel of fortune coming on?" in 3 seconds flat
skiier4life 1
Offer her oral sex?
daysgoby902 6
your intentions were good.
lindseyluvszac 4
Now you can redeem yourself, by wheeling her to the closest hospital :)
dolphincheddar 10
Was the wheelchair ok?
hcs4life21 0
49 - douche
MerrikBarbarian 9
as a rule of thumb when helping someone who is disabled- ask first! if the person says no, go on your way. if they say yes ask how you can be of help. many prefer you don't push them, but helping with doors is awesome.
Bad1z 13
@81 i agree, as somebody who is in a wheel chair myself i hate it when people help me do thinks without asking because most of the time i can do it myself
Vballergrl 0
I agree, some people who are disabled won't ask for help. So if you ask and they say no at least you ask and had good intentions!
sandi315 0
This is why we can't have nice things
KrazyLove56 4
I know rite!
Fx13mz 7
They see me rollin'...
BIEBERSLAYER 10
They hatin'
flockz 20
they tryin to catch me being douchey...
Tristyxxx 24
^ love it
flockz 20
^ (pops collar) why thank you. im now going to photoshop abs on my profile picture be right back.
Tristyxxx 24
No one here has any pics of abs.
Fx13mz 7
32- Dude, don't forget to put on your Affliction shirt once you're done.
kcircuses2 4
32-and get some tribal tattoos
SxeDaze 13
And a new haircut... bitches love new haircuts.
Synyster430 0
....my grandma
sexyladyda2nd 0
You funnnny
Docbee 11
Just say that you wanted to give her an experience she'll never forget
GogoTheGreat 12
Fail!
anencephalic 14
Correction: "fall!".
Captain0bv10us 0
I see what you did there...
gangstaco_ol 3
FIRST! and this really sucks
muffinman1 0
Your not first :P The same thing happened to me awhile ago XD
GTRspecV 0
^ fail
truehitman2010 0
omg! is the wheelchair ok?
bn326160 13
Was there any blood? :o
skiier4life 1
Yaaaay blood orgy!!!!!!
pmcgktr 0
I just loled so hard omg.
bwenduh45 7
A good deed gone horribly wrong....
BIEBERSLAYER 10
You should have let her regain her independence
ukrage 1
sick name
shannon1029 4
I hope you helped her up!