Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
ydur 0
lol your stupid. one of you cheated or rubbed your junk ALL OVER MANY infected public toilets purposefully.
missy76518 0
can u say hes cheating. duh.. u cant just come up with herpes for no reason. the doctor should have thrown that out there
Skee94 0
did he have a cold sore when he ate u out?
marshmallowmouse 0
use. toilet. seat. covers.
jaesotelo32 0
Ur right to say FML, but more so because u must b in complete denial about the fact that u believe ur spouse has only been with u! The only way to contract herpes is thru physical contact whether genitally or orally...so wake up n smell the coffee my dear!
cod3rEd 2
yeah right either you or your husband got around :-) or you don't clean your toilet seat frequently .
cassiesandra 0
bummer. but just so you know. oral herpes and down there herpes are two different stands of the virus and your doctor could tell that. your husband cheated chances of herpes laying dormant for 5 years. LMAO! the incubation period is about 3 months.
rabbitribs 0
It's possible that one of you contracted it from a cold sore, and it's also entirely possible you've been misdiagnosed. I know someone who was incorrectly diagnosed with herpes by their doctor, and it turns out their new laundry detergent was just irritating their crotch...
HoldenGrudges 0
lol guess u were the only virgin before
Vaesive 0
Sometimes lying or cheating (or both)