Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, it’s been three hours since my girlfriend starting giving me the silent treatment. I went to the bakery to buy some pastries, so I asked her if she wanted any before I left. She said “No.” I came home with one pastry for myself and she threw a tantrum because she'd said “No” to see if I would get her one anyway. I’m confused. FML
Today, my husband once again thought it would be funny to rage-bait our child during dinner. There was screaming, food being thrown around, and a whole lot of running around instead of eating. I already had a headache and was already overstimulated, so I had to fend off a meltdown. All this over chicken burgers. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
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Yarrachel 16
I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.
yummayy_ 11
Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D
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Yarrachel 16
I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.
cessily 8
op get him another muffin
BaconDave 12
But instead of a choco-chip, get blueberry instead.
dolphincheddar 10
what type of muffin would you like For breakfast jooohny?
mismonroe 0
18- FIYAH muffin!
smurfsarwales 9
maybe he wants your MUFFin 0.o
rararauhuh 5
I think that you should incorporate muffins in your foreplay next time you make love. I don't think he'll still be angry after that.
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Seriously smurfs.... Even if that wasn't just awful I think it would be obvious that her husband would want her...
danishbagel 3
-30 ...what?
22cute 17
pull over, buy another muffin and eat it in front of him. That will get him talking.
jwbbabe 9
or just turn the radio on. show 'em that you're the grown up that's not going to put up with bullshit.
wtfcammelcheese 0
what if it was a pack of 4 and she ate 3??
Crunch_Captain 1
it must be some kind of really social muffin to him if he was so mad about it.... .___.
goaliemkl123 8
he's driving tho right????????
UnofficialTiS 0
Duh.. last hash muffin
simpleplan94 4
thats why everyone needs a muffin button
widgywoo 8
how old is he? 7?
Mekeritrig 15
Some men's age and maturity are wildly incongruent. Some men only grow up by the time they're 40.
Iamnotmyself 17
I hope to God 18 years old
docscientist 10
It was the last chocolate chip muffin, I'd throw her out the car while crossing a bridge.
idontcare8l 3
your son should of been like " smarten up boy! "
lucas18xx53 0
just go buy him another muffin
yummayy_ 11
Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D
SugarCrazy 14
I think that's a bit harsh...
Iamnotmyself 17
-3 That's borderline torture dude.
sourgirl101 29
That's torture for herself also. Last I heard, most women like having sex, too!
pink_raindrops 26
Why is that always one of the first answers when a guy is dumb? It's like you think you can really train them with pussy.
Iamnotmyself 17
-36 Oh but you can!
twizlet 0
31. tru
none_for_me 5
Maybe rejection of sex is the real reason for the silent treatment. Nothing to do with a muffin.
Eggers 2
72 that means he's silent because of no sex, and shes giving no sex because of the silence. Uhhh. Which is just a very unsexy paradox. my head just exploded.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Confuscious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. He also say: Man no get pussy, turn into dick.
dani212 0
This sounds like it happens often.....? I think he needs to grow up
spacemanspiff78 7
Shit, poke the kid and get it crying. That'll teach him not to use the silent treatment
iilovecokee 6
Or maybe she's just really selfish and he's pissed that it happens so often.
blaherman 12
he is probably older than you.
iloveWAR 0
How dare you it the last muffin! Where I am from your tongue would be cut out for that shit!
sirbrainiac 2
^HOW DARE YOU 'IT' THE MUFFIN!
iloveWAR 0
eat* better?
ifailplzinsultme 0
No
Justforlolz 14
6 - you live in one ****** up place.
owynsmom04 1
Wow nothing like having two one year olds in the car... FYL for sure... Make sure to hold out on him next time he wants a piece with the silent treatment! Jeez!
Prolusive 5
Nothing worse than a 1 year old other than a husband like OP's ????
tayruru 0
So basically you're on a long car trip with two babies?? FYL
tacocannon99 5
first of all, don't dye your hair ******* rainbow. also, I don't know if your a boy or a girl. go ahead, thumbs me down for being so "mean"
TanyaKJC 9
agreed. looks kinda like a girl but idk...I hate when people die their hair like that
FFYL334 0
8 ur so ugly you fat
RaineLee 5
Nice hair color(s).
tayruru 0
thanks :D!
PinkHorset 5
Buy him a new muffin and make a peace treaty :D
BaconDave 12
Why'd you do it!? I love muffins. The silent treatment will do the trick.
mismonroe 0
As a fellow fatty, I find this completely reasonable!