Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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inhopesforEandT 0
CHEATIN wow that's an explanation!! ur kinna dumb!! u don't just get it...
Seraph_Angel 0
are you stupid? you can get herpes at birth from your mom, from kissing, food, the dentist, if someone has it on their hand and you shake their hand. and sexual intercourse... just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you can't have herpes idiot
juliarix 0
I'm 24 years old,living with HSV-2 for 2 years. bad experience, without protection that time. I know that 1 in 4 men got the virus, 1 in 4 teen girls got stds in US from Positive-single. com. just someone doesn't know it and there is no outbreak. Everyone wants to find love. Just wonder is it possible for me to find someone who really cares me?
MissBrainDamage 0
The herpes that manifests itself as a cold sore is a different strain then genital herpes. OP seems shocked so I'm guessing her husband cheated on her and ****** a hooker- end of story.
woodrow68oo 2
... or cheated :(
serenity40 6
your either husband lied when he first met you or cheat when you were together. sorry op.
serenity40 6
your either husband lied when he first met you or cheat when you were together. sorry op.
atariangel 0
Yea he cheated obviously
kylekrank 0
it's called a toilet seat
kei1108 13
I have no idea how that happened other than the fact that your husband lied. but if he's not, good thing is that you'll stick together and not infect anyone else. so hopefully, it's all good!