Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
panzer1102 0
that blows!!!!that's what happens when people marry being a virgin...no time to experiment with normal clean ppl. he had to go to someone who doesn't know you-dirty
kaitlyn3xo 0
obviously your husband cheated on you
demonic_screams 4
he's been a naughty boy sleeping with other women (or men ;))
Rachelwill 1
someone is cheating...
mrbungles 0
somebody cheated
lolyumadtho 0
you probably went down on each other while you had a cold sore. cold sores are oral herpes and 90% of people have it by the age of 20. it is usually caught at a young age from kissing
majorasshole 4
One of you is lying.
fred88_fml 0
maybe he ate a lollipop out of a strippers snatch! <3 pineapple express
Kvothe008 4
what type of herpes? cuz there are different types. also what's his job? herpes is very contagious and if someone was scratching thrmselves during an outbreak then shook his hand without him knowing he could catch it that way.
kdcooper84 0
one of you is lying