Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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somebodyshy 0
House would know.
Sw00per 2
yeah there is another explanation.. ;)
sweetonsno 1
Since when do you need to be a non-virgin to get herpes? You can get it just from skin-to-skin contact. You can also get it from oral and anal sex, which many people seem to believe "doesn't count." It does. Don't jump to conclusions just yet. One of you probably had oral herpes and transmitted it through oral sex, then got it back through vaginal sex. Your doctor's not too bright if he or she failed to see any one of those possibilities.
melibear89 7
someone cheated or lied about being a virgin.
DCFan 9
let's repeat everything 10000000000x's. maybe someone will eventually get the point. "someone cheated"
Oneinsanelvr 1
Sometimes people are born with one of the herpes simplexes. Doesn't always mean someone cheated it lied. But, FYL.
amaruq 0
here's your explanation. it can just develop inside you over time. how do you think herpes started, magic?
Cisco1978 0
good luck with that
FML395 0
Ahem. One of you either cheated or lied about being a virgin. Simples.
pseudolife 4
One of you sleep with someone else and isn't owning up to the truth of cheating. It sounds like it's your partner. FYL for trusting him.