triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
United States
News to me
Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left ribcage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML
baybuh
United States
Well spotted
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
tas2013kid
Taiwan
Slicey slicey
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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vatt 0
I want one
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?
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Peytonlikesme 0
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Kool!!! Jk lol but gross
shortstuff9519 0
a lot of ppl have em they don't even look like nipples
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Does anyone know how these ads on this site work about making $2000+ from the comfort of my living room? I mean do I send them my bank details before or after I receive the cheque?
joooeee 3
before
Hidan_fml 0
Since when does a mark look like a nipple?
LovelyBizarre 0
Kakuzu is better :P
Minky1996 0
ilu ur fit
oakleyguy 0
I got a third nipple too but mine was taken off
zendaddy0 0
at least ur special
inkdeath87 18
That sucks. But, Harry Styles has four nipples and a bunch of girls want him (Not me).
claiiire_fml 17
How would you not notice the difference? nipples poke out, and have at least some fat/muscle around them.
supremeson 0
Not third nipples in most vases they are not functioning and do not grow after birth and do not resemble nipples
LordXavier 0
how many nipples do you carry in vases?
ZeeBest86 6
^lmao
roxburymasta 0
No joke lol
BoomerFTW 0
I call shenanigans, doctor would have noticed it by now.
farrito102993 9
I have a third nipple. It is also a birthmark. I think this persons case is similar to mine, as to where it is under developed. I have absolutely no fat tissue around it, and it does not 'poke out'. it's just a light brown little spot, but its classified as a third nipple, even as my doctor has said.
vatt 0
I want one
MrNoPants 0
hahahaha
yiselthedancer 0
per!!!!!!!!!!¡
Peytonlikesme 0
Gross Vatt
EpicPear 0
This reminds me of that key of awesome video.
googlegirl496 0
right with you
baconyay 0
yeah that one is good!
yometo 0
ohh wow...WTF??
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?
perdix 31
Sounds catchy, but the normal number of nipples is two, therefore, it would be correct if you said: 1.5 times the nipple, 1.5 times the foreplay. Too bad there's not a sexy bit that rhymes with "one-point-five," but you have to get it right. Now you can see why ñerds are so good at sex ;)
Bosia 0
Ñerd? Is that a Spanish geek? A Spanish SEX geek with a third nipple… now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
DakotaCat 4
James Bond?
ILikePudding14 0
the man with the golden gun
bobo377 0
amazing movie
Smittyb24 4
such a great movie
hideyoself 4
Mark Wahlberg?
DieselBT 0
I wondered the same thing!
airball33 0
****.