Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stand up for himself more often. He now takes very hard stances on his desire for anal sex and his love for the Star Wars Disney+ series. I should’ve kept my big mouth shut. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Soninuva 41
Oral sex is great and all, and I can see why you'd want your boyfriend to appreciate it when you give it to him, but bear in mind that not all guys are so shallow as to immediately drop everything at the opportunity of anything sexual. If he's trying to share his interests with you, allow him to. If it doesn't jive with yours, say so. In a non-sexual situation, it would be akin to him trying to converse with you about something he enjoys, and you start feeding you a food you know he likes mid-sentence. In both instances, in a different context they would be much appreciated, and always start by at least asking if he would like it, first.
kangx1 28
If it was during Deadpool I can't blame him. That shit was amazing.
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kangx1 28
If it was during Deadpool I can't blame him. That shit was amazing.
Soninuva 41
Oral sex is great and all, and I can see why you'd want your boyfriend to appreciate it when you give it to him, but bear in mind that not all guys are so shallow as to immediately drop everything at the opportunity of anything sexual. If he's trying to share his interests with you, allow him to. If it doesn't jive with yours, say so. In a non-sexual situation, it would be akin to him trying to converse with you about something he enjoys, and you start feeding you a food you know he likes mid-sentence. In both instances, in a different context they would be much appreciated, and always start by at least asking if he would like it, first.
Inkoseh 33
Agreed! As well, it seems to me he was hurt that you didn't care about what he was trying to show you. He was probably excited (No double meaning!) to share something that interests him, and you dismissed it.
Joshawott 21
Sometimes, people do just want to Netflix and chill :P
Aiden89 23
I kinda understand why he reacted as such, but then again I would of hit pause.
DoseofReality90 1
*would have
pjsr 33
#LoganCrush
RichardPencil 32
'roes before blows!
species4872 20
What movie?
commandokid 13
And that, ladies and gentleman, is what we call a ******* moron.
DudeistPriest 2
...he said as he looked at himself in the mirror.
TaoShaman 24
Well that is very rude. If someone wants to share their interests with you, you pay attention. If you can't then just say you aren't interested. Don't ruin it for him. Guys aren't mindless sex machines. People have actual interests. He might not have been in the mood for that, especially if he was trying to share something with you and you decide to just step all over it for what you want. Because you were doing it for you, not him.
Sammeydw 22
I'm not so shallow that sex is all I think about / want from a girl. That being said, if my crush started giving me oral sex. The pause feature would be activated and I would change my focus with ' computer like' speed.
Kalin David 7
spoken like a true brony, while I agree kinda that things should be focused on while being shared people shouldn't have to pause the things they enjoy while trying to share them just to make others happy for a short period of time.