Today, I’ve had to threaten my husband with divorce unless he drops this disgusting and archaic idea of forcing our daughters to do “virginity pledges.” He even wants to rent out a venue and have a “purity ball” to celebrate this nonsense with his caveman friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I returned from a much needed weekend away. I found out that during that time, his weird ass parents tried to force our daughter to do one of those creepy virginity pledges, complete with a “purity” ring ceremony. She’s literally 9 years-old. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, the man I thought I'd marry dumped me in a parking lot, because I insisted that any boys would be circumcised so my son wouldn't be confused. He literally said, "Circumcision is a deal breaker. Get out of my car." FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
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Top comments
core01 30
Men who obsess over their daughters sexuality need to stay far away from all kids.
Hangryko 32
I would just divorce him. He's a pig.
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Comments (9)
stickyface 17
You should divorce him. Then you can go on the Tinder market with your daughters. It'll be fun! Who's the "caveman" in this scenario anyway?
DLBL 23
Right? This creep wants his grown-men friends to be thinking about his daughter's "purity" for a whole party? Sick, man. This is not the goddam Taliban.
Hangryko 32
I would just divorce him. He's a pig.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he's ever said "You should save yourself for a man like Daddy" he's really waiting for his chance to have his way with her. An incel can be made worse if they have incestuous tendencies, and they'll snap if their target is unobtainable. You need to take her far away.
poopface82 25
People who do shit like this belong in prison.
core01 30
Men who obsess over their daughters sexuality need to stay far away from all kids.
Rake 18
I went to check the year, then the place, then I just became very sad
FluffythePink 23
Divorce him with the frying pan. He's sick in the head and going to be the reason your daughters will need a shed load of therapy when they're older.
d j mom 9
while 'saving themselves' for marriage is a nice idea, it really is up to the in individual person to choose that. it just is not a plausible idea in this day and age. your husband needs to get his head out of the 1950's.