Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ripersticker 3
lol acting like a child
King_Nero 15
2- I don't know? Maybe because they love each other? I know, it's a hard concept to understand but please try.
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Comments (109)
chris4u2nv5 19
It just goes to show that women will argue about anything. LEAVE THE MAN ALONE!!!!!
brand125 17
if she refuses kissing/sex because of really bad breath, then its gonna be the man complaining...
ninety 25
It takes two people to argue, FYI. He could have avoided the entire thing by taking 5 minutes to brush his teeth.
worldclassrager 41
Now I wonder (and yet don't want to know) how long this has gone on for
weveallbeenthere 30
show him pictures of kids who don't brush and the yellow black teeth, oh wait, he's 52. nevermind, that won't work.
siddp 2
make his nasty ass Wright his name in 1 cup and that's it.
Bluebl4ze 16
Smelly roommate? You are back in college girl!
therealjc_fml 14
He's just holding out for dentures. He'll be much more attractive to you when he can just take his set of teeth out and display them in a glass next to you:)
sunshineb81 16
Well, on a positive note I'm sure he is faithful to you. No one would ever come near that mouth of his. Haha. Seriously though, FYL. That would be sad not ever being able to kiss your husband.
martin8337 36
At age 52, he probably won't make it a habit to brush his teeth, they will probably fall out of his mouth before long.
TitTat13 8
Haha oh gosh that sounds like quite the argument I would of laughed so hard when he broke his toothbrush!
Siettadulce 21
Well at least you addressed the issue to him, sorry it didn't really work out.