Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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Top comments
domolovesyoshi 33
Next time he does it record it
totallynotemily 25
I hope your roommate dumped that bastard.
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Comments (29)
trucker2 33
Call him out on it... I front of roommate...
Steephx0 23
Something tells me he would play dumb and act as if OP is just "jealous and trying to tear their relationship apart". I've seen being honest/confronting this type of situation backfire in real life, movies, and books.
josephbates 8
Oh yeah that's a smart idea
Grisha_fml 18
it won't work, he will deny it
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
I reckon it might be a ploy to drive a wedge between the room-mates. Maybe so she will move out and move in with him, or something. I would tread very carefully on this one, but don't let him in again unless your roommate is present.
srhoa01 14
Be sure to LOUDLY explain the situation to the both of them. :)
totallynotemily 25
I hope your roommate dumped that bastard.
domolovesyoshi 33
Next time he does it record it
breedles 28
Kudos for kicking him out, I hope your roommate loses him asap... sorry to hear you got dragged into such an unfortunate situation, OP
DToast 19
Tell your roommate, and if she doesn't believe you, it'll only be her problem for not listening.
josephbates 8
Oh yeah cuz in no way would this make OP's life with her roommate horrible if she just said that that happened especially when the boyfriend is playing ignorant
Unlucky1232 20
well.... now it's the waiting game. wait for him to try again then discreetly turn on some form of camera. Then show to your roommate.
farmgirl98 14
There is no way to win in this situation. Even if your roommate is a reasonable person, she'll be more likely to believe her bf over you. Even if you offer recorded evidence, she'll likely get angry at you and her bf will say that you came onto him in the first place (before the recording took place). I know you did nothing wrong, but having been in a similar situation, I know how unexpectedly these things can play out. Good luck op!
farmgirl98 14
My advice would be to avoid him like the plague!
spacedcookie89 5
I accidentally clicked YDI, but then I realized it said ROOMATE'S boyfriend. FYL.
Lalala579121 28
You mean you purposefully clicked YDI then realized you misread the FML.