Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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ripersticker 3
lol acting like a child
King_Nero 15
2- I don't know? Maybe because they love each other? I know, it's a hard concept to understand but please try.
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Comments (109)
DylanHasClass 17
I dont wanna know what he does when you tell him no to sex.
theonecasey 27
Men....
BreathingClover 19
Someone chooses or someone chose?
cappellaaa 23
that's foul that he doesn't brush his teeth
PinkkNova 9
I bet his teeth are going in five different directions
rockydify 22
At 52 is he not old enough to decide if he brushes his teeth or not?
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Dirty bastard.
pdp_fml 21
Send him to the dentist right away, otherwise he might not have any natural teeth left.
Marielle_T 10
Go on a "no kissing" strike, that might get to him...
15hennka 5
Is he refusing to do it ever again or just doesn't want to do it right now? Because ew I could not be with someone that doesn't brush. I'd have to REALLLLY love you to be able to keep kissing you after God knows how long since your teeth have been cleaned. Imagine the breath.