Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ripersticker 3
lol acting like a child
King_Nero 15
2- I don't know? Maybe because they love each other? I know, it's a hard concept to understand but please try.
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Comments (109)
bocagrove 9
Looks like he's going on the yellow-teeth-road to dentures.
WeskersSexslave 15
50 is whrn elders become children again. My father annoys the sh*t out of me already
loathingloser 14
How old are you and you know how to work the fml app?? Ahah
awesomeamandas 37
First of all fml started as a website who just so happens to have an app as well. Secondly a lot of older people know how to work technology. Maybe you should start using technology correctly and learn that not only people 25 and under knows how to work things.
onlymytwocents 9
Was thinking the same thing...anyone with a 52yo spouse, has no business being on here
JazNim17 18
This is especially funny to me, considering that at my regular babysitting job I have to practically threaten on kid to brush his teeth. I keep picturing an old man acting just like him....it's really quite funny.
pussystank 18
It has to be out of The United Kingdom. Ugh....the stereotype lives on.
chuksnwali 34
So what age is that acceptable?
khaled_almu 13
Some people when the get older they kind losing their brain but with your husband a new situation he become a babe.
Witchylady 18
Now that's just gross. Why wouldn't you brush your teeth? Your husband has bad hygiene habits. Halitosis and decaying teeth is nothing to laugh about.
rocker_chick23 27
Tell him if he doesn't brush his teeth, he won't be able to have sex with you.
babeababe 16
Ew... No one wants to kiss someone with a dirty mouth. Yuck!