Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Top comments
redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
knights95 9
That's just gross
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knights95 9
That's just gross
alpinestarsss 0
Mmm
KingGeorgeGal 12
It obviously wasn't that bad if she never noticed?
KingGeorgeGal 12
It is obviously not that bad if she never noticed.
genesisnirvana 11
Its also very disturbing.Think of how much bacteria has to be in his mouth.
knights95 9
Nevermind the smell, just think of all the germs and bacteria in his mouth.
shannonreneee 11
She must have some issues if she didnt notice.
chaps93 6
how cute...
Shadow1368 17
You totally deserve it for not noticing. The only way for the OP to not notice is if they have bad hygiene too, or are a dinosaur. So I'm pretty sure it's a dinosaur.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Well if he flosses and uses mouth wash it could remove some of the bacteria and plaque and if he chews gum he could remove the smell.
jessyrodgers 0
germs in his mouth what about the germs he's putting in op's mouth when kissing
hahafylop 4
Tra la la troll alert.
dolphincheddar 10
and you wonder why his teeth tasted like last halloweens candy corn? you should notice they kind of get orange after a while. and simple solution: for the anniversary present, get him a dentist appointment! problem solved.. partially
tona01 16
that can't be possible, by now he should have green teeth, and already lost a few, so either OP is blind, tasteless and can't feel anything with her tounge or she is lying
chlorinegreen 27
I hope you enjoyed sucking the scum off his teeth. I'm sorry but that's so gross. I would break up with him so he would start brushing his teeth again.
shrinkydinks 0
I honestly think hygiene on a guy is a turn on;) but I don't see how you wouldn't ever notice?
404error_fml 0
maybe she noticed, but didn't wanna say anything and hurt his feelings?? idk... I would definitely say something though if I were her...
cowsgomooxP 0
Happy kissing!
whybother8 0
#45 that was my first reaction too!
EmilyShmemily496 0
I feel bad for his dentist if he ever goes again! D:
tona01 16
ok i got moderated, let's change my comment then. i don't believe you OP, i think you are overreacting, very stupid or your boyfriend was kidding. two years without washing your teeth would mean change of color to a dark green, and loss of some or all of them
tona01 16
sorry ohh great modgods, i seem to have insulted you
lolahszdope 0
that's just disgusting. dump him !
ImmortalKratos 0
your tongue is his new tooth brush. I need to get me one of those.
baseballlegitly0 2
oh my
BigHoshJosh 0
and you couldn't tell? are you blind and do have a smelling disorder?
redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
volley4eva1698 0
I agree! how did you NOT notice?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Exactly, I knew someone who hardly ever brushed his teeth and after only a few days it was VERY visible. Nearly 2 years?! How can she not notice?
sxe_beast 11
IKR? I was wondering this as well. The OP must be really dense. She needs to break up with this guy.
yummayy_ 11
OP must have bad hygeine herself. How do you NOT notice that? I cant stand being next to someone with horrible breath let alone KISSING them!
mimi_animee 18
Maybe op's boyfriend used breath mints all the time or something.
bingababe 16
You couldn't tell when you were kissing him?!
lakaiskate 12
Or during intercourse when he is breathing extremely heavy into your face?
crazytay 0
ha for real
noidea_fml 3
How on earth would you not notice?!
Laawy 0
she lost the sense of smell and the eyesight. I have no other explanation...
fuhkinsupah 0
and taste, unless they have never kissed, either way op deserved it
griffindragon97 3
that's disgusting fyl if you kiss him
krushr 3
That's horrifying, but if you still want to keep him around then just stop grooming. He'll smarten up pretty quickly!
gtaguy1217 10
oh yeah very attractive!
19942310gurnish 0
LOL agree
Mcscruffy 0
That will leave a bad taste in your mouth
enonymous 9
Mmm tastes like cheese kisses my fav