Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ripersticker 3
lol acting like a child
King_Nero 15
2- I don't know? Maybe because they love each other? I know, it's a hard concept to understand but please try.
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Comments (109)
Liamj774 36
That's something you have to know to do by yourself at like the age of 12. Sorry OP.
jack_jill05 14
I think her husband is able to brush his teeth, just maybe doesn't want to. And you should know how to brish your own teeth well before you're 12.
Dlzq 22
I started when I was eight? ....
glabberfasted 16
You STARTED when you were 8?? You should start at about 6 months, when you first start getting teeth...
rocker_chick23 27
#75: I feel #40 was talking about when he started brushing by himself. At 6 month old, a baby can't brush their own teeth and their parents brush them.
Dlzq 22
@75 Christ, I started brushing them myself when I was eight, if I didn't brush my teeth at all until then, then I wouldn't have any teeth by the time..
rocker_chick23 27
#80: It's sad that 6 people weren't smart enough to figure out what your comment was saying. I knew you were talking about brushing your teeth by yourself at 8 years old.
Dlzq 22
@82 And you did help others understand it, thanks for that ;)
wvni 13
Everyone has their inner child. Some people just express it more than others.
CandyPewPewPew 29
Get a pretty dentist to lecture him on oral hygiene.
dimple13194 10
52¿? Not 3?
thee_most_dope 30
I really enjoy your name lol makes the fml that much better.
flynryder 7
Woman. Give him a break. You shouldn't turn every little thing into a fight! Especially on Father's Day.
brand125 17
having very stinky breath when he trys to kiss her isnt a little thing, unless he doesnt ever wanna get intimate.
brand125 17
and she didnt say they had children, so the fathers day thing is irrelevant
NatsuD_fml 13
Look at it this way he still pretty strong, either way sorry op.
RedPillSucks 33
Breaking a tooth brush doesn't take much strenght
rocker_chick23 27
#19: My 7 year old son can break a toothbrush, it's not difficult.
idonotknow7 16
Maybe he'd brush his teeth if you got him a toothbrush that plays music. Heard all the kids love them.
brokenjawskhan 21
he broke the toothbrush lmao, its alright but you can't kiss him so fyl my girlfriend doesn't brush her teeth at night either, it was honest of her to tell me that, but she brushes every morning. just make sure your husband does that .. and I know most of you reading this don't brush your teeth at night either, stupid hypocrites...
triplebeerox 27
Wait, are you serious? We are taught to brush at least twice a day and to floss. I would feel extremely disgusted to go to bed with my teeth full of the day's plaque and bacteria. Take 30 seconds a night to brush and it'll save you a lot of pain and money in the future.
chidexy 21
52.....aren't you too old to be reading fmls??? Well who cares laughing is for everyone
Welshite 40
52 is still relatively young... Besides, there is no "too old", even for FMLs.