Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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ripersticker 3
lol acting like a child
King_Nero 15
2- I don't know? Maybe because they love each other? I know, it's a hard concept to understand but please try.
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Comments (109)
boshbish 14
He cant complain when you don't want that nasty mouth coming near you. i wonder if he'd care that plaque is thousands of bacteria that excrete harmful acids to the teeth. Decay and a whole range of periodontal problems can occur, leaving a huge hole in his wallet at his next dental appointment. FYL
ninety 25
If he refuses to brush, he probably doesn't bother to go to the dentist either.
TYbarnes1995 13
At his age he could end up losing his teeth if he doesn't brush them
ninety 25
What gets me is he was actually angry enough about such a minor situation to break something. FYL, OP. I don't even want to imagine how he reacts to other scenarios.
un4tunately 4
Prepare for morning breath.. all day...
PippaButtertubs 15
I don't blame him, toothpaste is really nasty.
AliciaMeow 12
Well, I know someone who won't be getting kisses. Yuck.
Aweh_Olivia 13
You're not the only one.. I have to force my boyfriend to brush his teeth every morning so I can endure kissing him. The only thing that draws him towards brushing his teeth is his "cool" electric toothbrush.
atalanta18 10
just be happy he still has teeth to brush
quesok 22
pretty sure the toothbrush still works