Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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Top comments
dawnimus 21
Farting turns you on? Wow, that's a very specific fetish...
hotshot0185 15
You'll last longer in time.
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Comments (134)
hotshot0185 15
You'll last longer in time.
CallMeWindSock 24
I wonder what would happen if OP's girlfriend queefed.
timelessone 16
Nobody likes you now. You should just go.
biggestfan23 11
Next goal for OP would be to actually having sex before he cums
suboy 10
That ejaculated quickly!
depocadoll 15
Lmao omfg that was a good one, 104.
Allennis44 16
Wh-what?
ColonelCusswords 24
kinky
dixiefoxx 22
Well then..
Tempest559 12
Seriously. I didn't see that cumming
CallMeWindSock 24
Ridickulous, isn't it?
MWidderAUDI 14
#32, just give up.
Bano360 25
#32, please leave.
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i thought those short, subjectless comments were the kind that got buried...
Protagonist_ 9
I must not spend enough time on fml to understand how two different people make the same level of crappy joke and one gets downvoted into oblivion and the other upvoted.
domking1315 20
#32 i strongly advise that you spend about two hours in the Random category and read people's comments to understand what's tolerable on Fml. #105 one day you'll learn. The sad part is "well then..." Is nowhere near the worst comment on fml
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, I wasn't feeling that creative... I'm actually surprised it didn't get buried to be honest, but I'm not complaining. :)
dawnimus 21
Farting turns you on? Wow, that's a very specific fetish...
Zimmington 21
This is only the beginning. In time he'll find himself staring at a computer screen eating pizza jerking it to scat ****!
Ms_Jessie22 8
All fetishes are fairly specific.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
When I was younger, I though scat **** was having sex while singing scat.
sktrickin 6
He might actually like 2 girls 1 cup. I thought I'd never see the day where someone actually likes that shit.
IceO 2
As someone else with a fart fetish I'd like to inform you that I find 2 girls 1 cup to be absolutely revolting. Don't be a jerk.
green2go 14
#112 why in the hell would you bring that video up it has scared enough people
Baltonuts 0
HILARIOUS. Enjoyed that. Good sharing.
Baltonuts 0
That was for 94
sergei_yusef 11
lol unintended pun
heyheyitshailey 17
#94 this made me laugh so hard because until I googled scat **** earlier this morning I didn't know what It was either.
rememberkids 14
my friend, u have just discovered u have a farting fetish!
BunBunBabe 8
My only question is WHY?!
BlissfulLiss 18
It must have been one hell of a fart; the vibration was too much to overcome.
BradTheBrony 19
You SICK LITTLE MONKEY
BradTheBrony 19
I've been watching Ren & Stimpy all week, it was the first thing that popped into my head
punkyboy 11
damn sexy farts they turn people on too much
hurley12 30
That's soooo weird..
subwaysurfers 13
What's even weirder is that...his girlfriend...FARTED. Everyone knows ladies don't fart.
threer 30
'Girl'friend, eh?
Pandacupcakelove 26
What's with the downvotes? I'm pretty sure #43 was kidding...
liltwistism 12
#50 he has over 30 upvotes. What downvotes?
mn_shr 22
Everyone farts 43, some women are just more cautious to not pass gas in front of an audience. But I think it's nice that OP and his girlfriend are comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
MrMontague 11
Now we wait and see if he tells her he's into farting...
kianaaa32 17
#110 #50 was clearly kidding.
green2go 14
Op should leave his account
ClaytorNator 12
How the hell is it nice?
ZombieVampirez 24
Agree #7
joea21 21
I remember my first fart cum..
Iceman225 11
LOLWUT.
Pesticides 19
LOLJOKE
welandedonthemoo 5
It was from your own ass
hamrtym 15
I remember her first cum fart
heyheyitshailey 17
What's a fart cum?
jaegerbomb98 6
its when theres cum in your ass and you fart
QQMorePlox 18
Doesn't everyone like butt cheeks slapping together on their prince(ss )parts?
FaygoAndMiracles 18
It says that OP is male.
Blackcatluck 19
She said everyone, that also includes women, unless you live In the 18 hundreds where women weren't even considered people. Somehow I doubt that.
lennelleong 33
Which was louder? (: the Fart or the Climax? (: *whistles the pinkie & the brain*