Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
At least he warned you?
LaLince 40
Scent of a man
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LaLince 40
Scent of a man
illusong 16
I guess the dude couldnt hold it in any longer and run to the wrong door... usually its the womans bathroom super packed so they go to a mans bathroom. this is definitely a weird case.
jojimugo 20
Whoooraa
Soloman212 28
At least he warned you?
imaxmain 24
maybe hes gender confused?
Jjimen1654 9
Maybe its a transgender person, these days sometimes its hard to tell.
AculyAmber 12
Well that's.. disgusting.. sorry op! Hope you went quickly!
isallwaysme 27
if you're implying that he went in the ladies restroom than yes. If this was at a gas station per say, and it only had one stall for each gender, and it was an emergency, i can see why he would do it. and this FML sounds very familiar. like I've read it before..
ShakeDisPlace 10
#19 She's implying that it's gross that the guy took a huge nasty shit.
Yellow_Fish79 11
lol... That's creepy. I'd find somewhere else to pee.
drewflav 17
Pun intended?
klorehore 24
One of the reasons I avoid public toilets when possible. It could be worse though, you could have been the one having to take the biggest dump in your life at a public restroom.
WandaX 16
Atleast he warned you
karpoi 11
Maybe he was just an extremely butt ugly woman..
karpoi 11
OR! She could be taking T- pills. There are women that take Testosterone pills, which have a side affect of obtaining manly features.
0h_Boy 26
You're welcome