Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Top comments
StickyPickles 33
Now that's love.
Cassandra2015 21
your a dedicated spooner .
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Comments (115)
StickyPickles 33
Now that's love.
SlimDanny 15
If that isn't romance I don't know what is.
lnheritance 19
You can even smell the dedication that OP transpired. It's cute!
Jason89 16
i agree #1 ... plus on facebook i saw a thing where smelling farts cure cancer ... she is saving his life lol
jazman195 20
Did my bf write this? Because supposedly I do this to him lol
Polynomial 28
I think most women do. My gf used to fall asleep on my couch, and my roommate and I would laugh out loud every time she blasted off.
shemademedoit 20
that's love in the air
baileybutler 16
Well, isn't that cute
eatmor2 9
That is the antithesis of cute
praesidiem 16
You are the antithesis of fun at parties #80
dramaelf 37
Ah, love.
giantsfan2010 23
Op might need that mask in your profile picture!
footballguy55 9
Don't worry about that. Years from now, you'll look back on it and have a good laugh!
Jacksparrow72 21
She's got ya gassed up.
PraparAnis 19
And you didn't move because...?
igive 29
He was being a gentleman.
benjamn 24
Being a gentleman is moving and not waking her. However having great fun at her expense later on is required.
RedPillSucks 33
He should have plugged that hole with something
hunterluv1 20
it's not really like they can control it. I just move and then make fun of my boyfriend the next morning when that happens. just laugh about it later!
hailhydra 6
cute and gross at the same time. should've carefully moved bro
kavyashahs 16
True love hommie.
nonsensical 26
Did those vibrations from her ass against your manhood have any erotic effect on you? Just curious. (You did last 15 minutes...)
VeganDarkLight 31
There was actually an FML about a guy who came when his girlfriend farted while sitting on his lap some time ago.
nonsensical 26
I never kid.