Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate in the bed for the first time. Halfway through the session, she slowly leaned over to my ear, thinking she was going to say something dirty. Instead, she decided to let out a long burp because she thought it was "cute". FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to lick her ass. I obliged, only for her to rip a rancid fart directly on my tongue. Its been two hours and I'm still nauseous. Apparently, this was revenge for my "badgering her" for anal sex. I'd mentioned that butt play is one of my kinks, and dropped it when she wasn't interested. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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Top comments
kenken5 16
I mean it happens, muscles are tensing and relaxing. Also you should be eating your girlfriend out way more often than just a “treat”
booboo300 15
“Treat”?! Dude come on.
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Comments (14)
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
At least it wasn’t on your dick. (Yes I got it from that stupid rap song)
JackWood 21
There those who this would be a turn on. I wouldn't complain, at least you have access to pussy. It's natural to relax during sex and sometimes the butthole relaxes too.
bloopaloop 27
If she farted in your mouth you were at the wrong hole. Just a fyi
kenken5 16
I mean it happens, muscles are tensing and relaxing. Also you should be eating your girlfriend out way more often than just a “treat”
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It happens, honestly. Muscles contract and expand and sometimes in the heat of passion, something not particularly pleasant escapes... at least it wasn't a shart?
booboo300 15
“Treat”?! Dude come on.
Sarah Marie Jones 1
A "treat". I would have farted in your mouth too.
shannon2348 14
You decided to treat her by going down on her? Oh my lucky her. ydi
Tom O'Halloran 9
how do you think she was about to cum if your mouth was on her butt hole. maybe she was just wiggling to get you on target out of frustration... learn what and how to lick a gal... but play comes later... AFTER you got some game. and if you just go down on her as a treat, you are lucky she didn't do more than fart in your mouth.
Isaac Shields 9
i agree with everyone in the"treat" part after all im sure she can get it easily from someone that would love to do it but on the flip side if it was a woman saying she was treating her man with a bj i bet these comments would be different