Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.
MikuandKaito 24
That's hilarious.
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Comments (27)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Tough break OP!!
MikuandKaito 24
That's hilarious.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.
RichardPencil 32
A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet. If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.
Dave_Davington 34
Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.
RichardPencil 32
There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled. Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!
Glowworm56 27
Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.
Aiden89 23
She sounds awesome
Jorge Ochoa 8
Should have put your finger in her asshole
RichardPencil 32
Finger? Come on, man, you can do better than that!
leo1106 15
Fist?
GM Shuvo 14
Will you still marry her? ???