Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Covid. I've been living with my ex for 8 months. They started dating again, and their new partner broke up with them and gave them Covid, then my ex gave it to me. I was supposed to move out, and now I have to delay it further. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, I was supposed to have my bridal shower, an experience I’ve looked forward to since I was a little girl. Yesterday I tested positive for Covid, for the third time in three years. FML
Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
You didn't HAVE to pretend to be infected... you CHOSE to pretend. Ain't life a bitch? At least now you have a real excuse to not go to parties.
Jesse Duff 15
Any reason why you haven't been vaccinated?
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Comments (6)
prince21 3
damn. that's what happens guy. 😘
rotflqtms_ 21
You didn't HAVE to pretend to be infected... you CHOSE to pretend. Ain't life a bitch? At least now you have a real excuse to not go to parties.
Jesse Duff 15
Any reason why you haven't been vaccinated?
rmsutton 20
Hey, even if you werent showing symptoms last week you still could've been contagious so it's actually a good thing you didn't go to that party. Any unvaxxed person there would have had to get tested if you had, so you saved them a hell of a lot of hassle with your at-the-time lie
DarkAngelsBlade 25
It's a virus btw.