Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
These guys
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Welcoming
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
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trueginger 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Awh Im sorry! That sucks, why does she not want you to be in a relationship???
doctorhook86 25
1: Based on this FML, the OP's grandmother tries to "ruin every relationship"...presumably everywhere ever. She's not singling out the OP per se, she's just crazy--and if you're in a relationship, she might next be coming after yoouuu!
lolololer 8
I want to know why OP even invited her grandma to her wedding if she knew her grandma wants to ruin her relationships...
doctorhook86 25
1: Also, since your name is Trueginger, I have to ask: are you ginger where it counts? Curiousity, ya see.
Futacy 30
I like what happens at the end ;-)
sisterjameela 7
His relationships
cudi504 4
So did I but for some reason I read it as the fiance being ejected from the building. And ejected made me think that she was thrown out a window on the top floor. Maybe I can't read. :(
Luunatic 13
OP is a male.
cmunkey50 4
38 Your profile pic is very appropriate to your comment.
Star_Fishie 12
He*
AClassActx3 7
Dude. Wassup with your profile pic?
little_one 20
36 it was his wedding... The arrow pointing up is for guys... Looks like an erection. Thought I'd help clear up any confusion.
ellie121 4
You shouldn't have invited her! Maybe she would have got the message. I hate annoying old people. ( the nice ones who tell story's are still good though)
mpalmiter4717 8
I'm so sorry OP. Hopefully the rest of your day went off without a hitch. She definately wouldn't be invited to any future events if, for no other reason, to respect your wife
gettingbetter20 4
Doctorhook86 I read all your messages in Samuel L Jackson's voice
cadillacgal79 32
35-uh oh, I better hide than along with all the other couples, quick everybody, let's go to the moon!
clairelolz 5
is she crazy? as in on meds?
adatheunicorn 8
She sounds like a keeper.
missmurderx 8
No, she's just old.
boofgall 16
20- **** off with that comment.
My_Nightmare 19
Clearly, she is not on any meds. Whether she is supposed to be is another question
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
FlavorlessPie 7
Mother-in-laws.. A husband's worst fear.. The bane of all marriages..
smilepatrol 7
How is she your mother in law if he's still your boyfriend?
fylx100 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She isn't my official mother-in-law but would you really want me say "my boyfriend's mother" if it's not a big deal if I just say she's my mother-in-law? Especially if one day she could be. Also, correct me if I'm wrong but don't most people refer to their boyfriend/girlfriend's mother as an in law?
crazyrn 6
#40- My thoughts exactly. #51-No most girlfriends don't.
Rectumended 3
This is by far the best user name i have seen
BunchieRules 31
51 - They aren't called in-laws if the marriage isn't official, because they aren't related by law. But I don't know whether there's a special name for unofficial in-laws.
TurtleSmile 14
You are wrong, most people who aren't at least engaged don't call their significant others' parents their "in-laws".
fylx100 19
Oh, we'll I guess I'm just different. I call them mom and dad lol I guess it's because I've been with my boyfriend for so long that I feel like his family is also my family. Sorry for the assumption everyone :-P And thank you #64. At first I created this account because I wanted to thumb people up and it was frustrating me that I couldn't do I thought of some FML-Related username. Then it turned out that I could only resist commenting for so long. Lol
fylx100 19
Well* It was autocorrect. I pinky promise lol
AClassActx3 7
I do. Whats the big deal? Nothing, big whoop
vbmg152 19
No! Most people don't refer to boyfriend/ girlfriends family as in laws! You gotta get married & suffer like the rest of us to have in laws! I take offense to single people using that term!
raraisbang 12
110- really? That's just sad. And she's not single, shes dating the guy, therefor she still has to deal with his parents even if they aren't married. So technically she is "suffering like the rest" of you.
carioki34 7
No.
saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
CountDuk 5
And apparently it would only make things worse using that analogy.
182crazyking 9
McDonald has salads, don't they? O.o Oh, and to the OP, that's awful but congrats on getting married!
182crazyking 9
McDonald has salads, don't they? O.o Oh, and to the OP, that's awful but congrats on getting married!
BunchieRules 31
32 - They have them, but why on Earth would you go to McDonald's to get a mere salad, when you could order a Big Mac instead? I'm pretty sure that's what 4 meant. :p
CountDuk 5
Maybe I should clarify: shit that won't help. Never mind...
kaileylovesyew 4
4 and 73: A person would order a salad at McDonald's if their family decided to go there but that person was a vegetarian or was on a diet so they order a salad. I'm a vegetarian so I would know... :D
cadillacgal79 32
I think the salads have more calories than a regular burger, correct me if I'm wrong though.
jackipdoc 31
I'm weird then, because any time a friend, my boyfriend, or my family wants to go to McDonald's I always end up ordering a salad. They're actually pretty good! They're only more calories if you use too much dressing or get fried chicken on top instead of grilled chicken or plain
CountDuk 5
I love your grandma. Gotta keep things interesting! I hope all worked out for you though.
Psych101 9
That's very different than keeping things interesting. It was supposed to be a special moment for OP, and he wanted to share it with his family. However, his own grandma decided to try and ruin it. Much worse than just interesting.
epic13 12
5 - I was expecting Robert Downey Jr. to be in your picture.
Lucia_Malpense 14
That must've been embarrassing. You would've thought that she would've at least had the decency to do the whole song and dance in private.
livamour 17
I wouldn't have invited her.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Old people make me angry. Except for the ones that bake cookies and feed animals in the park.
saintsrocksocks 10
Don't forget the Oreos. Tons of Oreos...
EagleDown77 4
Call me maybe?
saIty 17
Call me. **** this "maybe" shit.
EagleDown77 4
Yes
jem970 19
I'm curious as to how one goes about "deserving" this...
TcheQ 12
By inviting her to the wedding in the first place. Seriously how dumb are people who invite those they don't like.
jem970 19
Family is family. OP could have gotten a lot of crap from his side of the isle of grandma wasn't invited. It's just a thought. But I am being a hypocrite kind of because I know there are certain family members that will not be making it to my wedding list :)
br0ccoli 15
"Haters gonna hate and trollers gonna troll"
amandajlucas2015 2
Grandma is grandma.. If it wasn't for her he wouldn't be alive. In my book she is invited. End of discussion no matter what crazy thing she might do. My grandpa has a mouth on him an he is always invited
DocBastard 40
Amanda - It's true family is important, but there's no law stating that a crazy woman who is guaranteed to ruin a beautiful occasion must be invited. If I were in that situation, grandma would have been asked to stay at home to watch reruns of Matlock.
Revan501 15
What's that in your picture doc?
Harpy20 24
Looks like a bone of some sort. ;)
tonijulie 20
42 - Thumbs up. Well said :)
I_lost_the_game 25
It's three shards of glass lodged into a teenager's foot.
I_Hug_Cats 26
safely ejected I hope?
acidkitten 14
No, I was hoping for an ejector seat.