Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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Top comments
dawnimus 21
Farting turns you on? Wow, that's a very specific fetish...
hotshot0185 15
You'll last longer in time.
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Comments (134)
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I can only assume that from now on the smell of farts gets you rock-hard.
johnson1995 4
haha that ***** nastyy!
norotors 16
Classical conditioning. Psychology!
sunflowerchild 10
Nothing sexier than a fart job
sillyrosster 11
That is weird. Don't think that would happen to me, but you never know until it happens :p
dRUMsKELETON 12
That's a particularly embarrassing moment to realize your secret fetish. Hopefully you were somewhat discreet in your climax so no one noticed at least!
Obey_StudBoii 23
By the looks of his username, it doesn't sound discreet.
BlissfulLiss 18
If there was a smell, too bad it didn't come simultaneously with the fart. Then maybe you could have held out...unless you're into that.
davincidasecond 24
Damn, it would really suck if she were to fart right as you were about to enter into her ...
Joe9024 20
Next she'll be taking a dump on your chest right??
nightfire2258 24
Anyone else think of the song "**** In My Pants" by The Lonely Island?
KinkyCurly 13
Had you maybe not had sex in a long time???... I hope that was what it was...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
This is far too funny.
twinkletoes747 16
Don't you mean far toot funny?
illegalbeagle69 23
or fart oo funny.. maybe.
davincidasecond 24
Nah ... Doesn't seem to work.