Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.
SSJ5Goku 0
Maybe he likes that kind of thing?
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.
nam3 0
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ydi for being out of the kitchen
dvd175 5
how do u know this wasnt happening in the kitchen? jk... im not sexist
Maxine17 8
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE and EW
iKaite 0
Sexist Pig, go and get back in the garage and fix my car.
yasmin2893 0
you know, that's were the knives! =3
Kaspoogle 0
Please say you were joking too. You DO know that two wrongs don't make a right (3 left do though). I thought that you were supposed to learn that when you were 5 years old. And telling a man to go to the garage is not really an insult. ^^"
NuttySally 0
ur z dick for saying tht
gh3tt0cak3s 0
rofl
Gorsbug823 0
your gross
joshhk2012 0
dude I would totally break up with you right there. I'd tell you to pack your shit and get the **** out
turkishjew 0
102 you need to learn to take a joke and you just think it's that sexist because you can't make good sandwhitches
22cute 17
#102 you win! That's a funny comeback!
SSJ5Goku 0
Maybe he likes that kind of thing?
Bojanglies 0
hawt
8trickster8 0
Who doesn't like being peed on? Not me. Bring on that warm erotic liquid
doomedman 0
barf. that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! keep ur piss in ur bladder or the toilet
ZTB13 4
Kinky ;)
yoyoforpeace 14
No sweat I was so drunk I peed on my boyfriend during sex in his car one time.
jpest17 5
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a girl likes to wrestle???
jenwahh 1
i wrestle with my boyfriend?
skyttlz 32
I wrestle with mine
MegamiKaosu 28
and I wrestle with mine. it's great fun when ur a foot shorter :3
turkishjew 0
8=== O
Sassybq1 13
lol hellooooo? shes from texas! of course we do! lol
Stahn 0
wowwwww. that's hilarious, but FHL.
hellogoodbye1996 6
what the **** you have a loose ****** what are you potty training? learn to hold it, seriously!!
skyttlz 32
208 that didn't make sense
doggywoop 0
Wow that sucks!!! Is he still with you or did he dump you for peeing on him???
iGreen_Day 0
No offence OP, but I would have dumped him. This is hilariously disgusting. Or disgustingly hilarious.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
what? that's like saying "I'M DUMPING YOU BECAUSE I FARTED AND PISSED ON YOU." how the **** was he to know she was going to do those things?
Firesprite2009 0
Exactly, ILIEKGIRLS ! :D Squeezing her stomach just started the ball rolling, it wasn't her fault. She could have a weak bladder or anything.
whataloadofbull 0
I don't know about you guys, but I think dumping ON her would be better than dumping HER.
doomedman 0
u r sick
beclaurela 18
Oh my god! LOL
DrNuggetcase 3
Hahaha this cracked me up. Dont worry if he has a sense of humor about the worst thibg thats gonna happen is him making fun of you for it later!
blackaut 0
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F his life... for having your internal stink fill his lungs and then having to clean your internal fluids off himself... YDI for not being able to hold it
transcedental 18
yeah right, like she did it on purpose ~_~ if she could've hold it - she would
LissaMccracken 23
Clearly it was an accident... Why do people like you even get on this website??
gwisland 0
I'd say he deserved it...but that's not one of the options.
IOwnedYou 0
How did he deserve that in any way? What did he do wrong in this picture?
gwisland 0
He made her laugh.
gwisland 0
I think I actually meant to say that it sucks to be him more than it sucks to be her, not that he deserved it. I was really drunk when I wrote that.
knifesedge 0
no he didnt, he squeezed her stomach. then she laughed cos she farted.
Firesprite2009 0
He did deserve it, if he hadn't squeezed her stomach, she wouldn't have farted, laughed, then peed on him.
nevershoutmaith 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ouuch, that really sucks..
jayemdoubleyou 1
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Ugh, you're nasty.
raay678 0
everyone farts dumbass.
LissaMccracken 23
Yeah because she meant to do it
LissaMccracken 23
that was sarcasm by the way