Today, I’m stuck not being able to sleep, because the thought of someone actually caring about me occurred. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
Today, I hate fucking existing. I could literally die right now and know one would ever even check on me for months. I’ve literally gone 4 months with no work, locked in my house the whole time, and never received a text, phone call, or a knock at the door. Not a single person thought about me. FML
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
Today, I realized that not only do I dream about sleeping or passing out, but that those are the best ones. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry, it will go away.
draghkar 18
Well @OP, I care about you, so get used to it.
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Comments (4)
diraven 15
So are you Jason Bourne or just in love?
draghkar 18
Well @OP, I care about you, so get used to it.
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry, it will go away.
Tom O'Halloran 9
don't worry, that is highly unlikely...