Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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Top comments
dawnimus 21
Farting turns you on? Wow, that's a very specific fetish...
hotshot0185 15
You'll last longer in time.
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Comments (134)
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Hmm,thats a little odd.
johnkocache 2
did it stink?
ajaj26 12
Damn man, if her fart turned you on then I wonder what you'd do if she shit on you! Pass out?
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
Something smells a little funny here...this feels like a troll FML.
buckdharma 38
The money you can save on condoms can go on beans.
brittyboo123 35
Lets hope you don't go out to eat at a Mexican place. You'll be having a fiesta in your pants.
wraithfodder 8
Literally the weirdest thing I've ever read
Duceswild99 19
My mind went blank for a good minute after reading this. WHAT?!?!?
colvindj 22
well then...that's an odd turn on...
kernelkat 16
You might wanna start wearing a rubber at all times out of necessity.