Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. OP, did you know she was married? If so, I guess you should be happy. If not, leave her before she does to you what she did to him. She needs some time alone anyway.
StoryOfTheYear 15
why would she cry?? it's her fault in the first place, not that guys fault at all, FYL
iSwag 0
dude how do you have a girlfriend and not know she's married? never been to her house? do you not spend any time with her? you obviously didn't know her at all so it really shouldn't bother you that much
DGross 8
Actually God People have the best morals :-P
dfarrey 0
I disagree. God people have the worst morals.
reyemrein 0
^ This is true.
SLKBlack96 5
o.O
zZPedobearZz 0
@37 ur right @38 ur wrong GRAMMAH FAIL! ur GF is a douche
heyred 11
Perfectly stated.
Bamfy 0
yah well #38, you are fat
boopityboppity 11
That's not very nice, Bamfy.
Theblue_fml 0
Who cares. This is a free country!! *beats chest*
boopityboppity 11
^What a strange person.
megashroom 6
@57 Consider your name, God People have bad morals, your arument has no base.
megashroom 6
Crap, argument*
boopityboppity 11
'Scuse me, megashroom, but why are you saying that "God people have no morals?"
boopityboppity 11
Sorry, I misquoted you. *bad
Theblue_fml 0
I'm not a strange person... unless you want me to be *giggle giggle*
TheCoolGuy3434 0
ooh ouch
jizwiz 3
Tell her dont worry your sure the guy will settle for a 3 way and everything will be just fine (:
boopityboppity 11
In my experience, anyone who beats his chest belongs in a mental ward. So yes, you're strange. It's alright, though; maybe we'll be neighbors when they switch the rooms again.
Theblue_fml 0
Then we can play! *more giggles*
boopityboppity 11
Bring your plastic dinosaur collection. They'll surely make interesting conversation with us.
Theblue_fml 0
I wanted to bring my toilet paper so we could make origami... oh well
boopityboppity 11
Bring that too. We'll just have it as a snack instead. Oh, and dig up those bones you buried. We're going all out in this party. Well, it's been fun, but the men in white coats are doing their rounds now (I'm sure they'll reach you soon), so I have to go.
psyco5000 0
I ******* hate cheaters
Secret_Fire_King 0
If I were in OP's shoes, I would offer the cheating bitch a perfect life (e.g. money, marriage, kids).. And once the husband and bitch are divorced, then you can break it off with her, leaving her lonely and destroyed..
heyred 11
Perfectly stated.
Pearljammer001 0
no, god people disagree with you
Pearljammer001 0
hahaha that funny^^^
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmao, yu shudve screwed her 1 more time then finish on her face then leave.
bobman555 0
That one goes in the DUMPuster
MyAdviceForYou 0
yes i know its really sad...
flippidyshit 9
god sucks
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
Ouroboros_fml 0
tricksy tricksy trollupses
Secret_Fire_King 0
lol.. Gollum..
grrbeast 0
take advandage of her emotional distress then leave her. 1st.
killpro 0
fail
MacOSXpert 7
Epic fail there bro. Never take advantage of a woman. -The actual First on this page.
dantheman931 0
If by 1st you mean 3rd, then yes, absolutely. You're a champ.
namezox 0
But it is okay for a women to take advantage of men? Typical women answer. I agree with grrbeast.. payback is a bitch. But add "Tell the husband everything about you and her" to make things more difficult for that ****.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
3rd!!
WallyTheWombat 0
Tell her that you have AIDS then dump her.
afatmonkey 0
or you could have a threesome and give everyone AIDS! yay!
deathcab7 0
yeah because theres just nothing better than the gift of AIDS....
awesomesauceninj 0
^^^^winn
CRUZs_GURL1 0
wow if you knew she was merried you're a piece of $h!t if you didn't know shucks for you. you had a hoe for a girlfriend.
alexisthename 0
It must've really hurt when he tried to have sex with the hoe. OP, I would have stuck with the good ol' reliable vacuum cleaner if I were you.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
lol I yeah but at least the hoe had a tighter hole lol.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
stuid I messed up my comment ment to say it. without the I thier lol
Cartera 10
Your English is pitiful. er in ur languege itz pitefel
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Wow, you're really selfish. She's going through a nasty divorce, and you're sitting there bitching, just because she's your "girlfriend". Pathetic. Get over yourself. She was using you for your money.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
I hate it when people fail to see my twisted sense of humor.
ChihiruLee 0
By twisted do you mean the noose your joke hung itself on?
tehhboss 6
Do you honestly think that's humor or are you looking for attention
Hiropon 0
xD Unless you already knew, I feel sorry that you paired up with such a piece of garbageeee. :3
xCrackerx 3
Garbageeee? Are all the extra letters necessary? I think typing "garbage" would have been sufficient.
AngryNinja 1
obviously not, the extra letters are needed to take up space. *shrugs*
honestlove11 0
I like how you're commenting on how the person typed a word rather than what she was saying, which actually was a good point. get over ittttt.
mudd 0
he knew about the husband. fail x 2
mudd 0
he knew about the husband fail x 2
anorexicbarbie 8
43 I love you
Jrook 0
the extra letters don't concern me, it's the cameltoe smile that creeps me out
JassyJas 2
she obviously cares about her husband more, i hope you ended it FiRsT.
Z1LVER 0
lol I agree with #3.