Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
michezlawal 0
ouch.
niibee 0
omgee hahaha stupid chicka
RachelMarilyn 0
Suucks
finndizzle 0
awww that sucks that he doesn't enjoy you ******* other men as much as you do, maybe you should have thought about your marraige before slipping your twat on your boyfriends ****
heyred 11
I guess that was her way of breaking the news gently?
perdix 31
Congrats, man, you must have the bigger dick! Yay for you! You'd be crazy for dumping her. You da man now, and you can call the shots! Now that you know that she cheated on you with her husband, you have a free retaliatory cheat card to play. This should be the time of your life! Full-time sex with sammiches plus you have an option to play the field. You're in business, brother! WARNING: Side effects may include thoughts of marriage. If such thoughts occur, contact your psychiatrist or anyone with a lick of common sense to whoop you upside the head.
lajaynay 15
hahahahahahaha. that's funny as hell. but seriously op, fyl. pack your shit up and get out.
jacobsessed 0
lol I almost pissed myself laughing when I read that :)
xlovelessx 0
hahaha!! nice one!! 36 wins as always xP
kyonichii 4
That was quite witty. o-o
daniel1_1 13
once again, perdix pulls it off
Shaun232 4
what a lie
I_am_stupid_also 6
Better watch out, she is going to be insatiable when she can't bang her husband anymore.
Jonathenp 0
nice write up 36
Jessi_Rose96 0
Did you just call Perdix by his number??? You do not refer to Perdix by his number. He is God on this website, do you understand? God.
ipwnallmen 10
lol 63 XD @ 36, yes very nice :)
buttshapedfruit 0
what a *****!